Decided to make a carrd. Maybe I’ll regret this, maybe I won’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ALTForgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.
Ugh, all these amateurs doing Major-General’s Song parodies about millennials with inexact rhymes!!! This is how you do it:
MILLENNIAL:
I am the very model of a modern, gay millennial,
I’ve information useless and anxiety perennial,
I’m treated with suspicion when I’m not outright infantilized
And miffed at how the internet is ever more mercantilized.
I fret about the dangers of calamity climatical,
And get my hands on media in manner most piratical,
I’m practiced in the art of homosexual effrontery—
Effrontery, effrontery, let’s see…yes!
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!
CHORUS:
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery,
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!
And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cunter-unter-y!
MILLENNIAL:
Then I can write a catalogue of epithets Homerical,
And have a handsome person get me nakedly hysterical—
I likely won’t survive to see the U.S. tricentennial,
For I’m the very model of a modern, gay millennial!
CHORUS:
There’s very little chance he’ll see the U.S. tricentennial,
The country won’t last long enough, and he’s a gay millennial!
New tag game!
Rules: eblog this post with the last photo you saved to your gallery with 3+ ppl and caption it with "gays meeting up for brunch look like this"
Gays meeting up for brunch look like this
Ntps: @l0veu2themoon @messrsbyler @italiantv @hazmatazz @bylersbear01 @foodiewithdahoodie @mikeslawyer @howtobecomeadragon @moderatelyluckypenny @myfriendmike @microwaveonwheels
GAYS MEETING UP FOR BRUNCH LOOK LIKE THIS
@theannoyeddragon82 @amorphousprimordia @freakyvampirequeer @drsillyguy @nonexistent-triangle @vriska-serketboard
Gays meeting up for brunch look like this!
Tagging @facesidontknow @mintroni @tiredstressedemotionalmess @nakaharaswife @a-hundred-jewels @rockradiojunky @just-another-bored-killjoy @underthetallwaves @spookypaws & anyone else who wants to!
✨Gays✨ meeting up for lunch look like this
@timelords-trenchcoats-and-tea @sea-of-machines @aspiring-asparagus @britneyshakespeare @ob-la-di-ob-la-di
Thank you so much for the tag @rockradiojunky
Gays meeting up for brunch look like this🍄
I will tag @burn-on-the-flame @glennsdick @fancycolours
Gays meeting up for brunch look like this
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
can we get this post to 420,000 notes
